Faces, Exhibit L: The Assistant Director

Happy Good Friday! I've got the 'Spring Holiday' off from work, so me and assistant director Jesus Contreras have been running all over town picking up hardware and props and all kindsa shit as we get ready to head into tech week. So I figure what better day to introduce you to the man himself? Not only is he a great second set of eyes, he also knows where Micro Center is and has a helluva burrito hook-up. The man, the myth, the legend: Jesus Contreras!

(He's the one one the left. You'll meet that dude on the right in a minnit.)

"Originally hailing from the Second City, Chuy was born a poor black child under a bridge during a summer storm in Indiana. He overcame his fear of unicorns and cooked spaghetti using only a pot and sheer force of will. Chuy traveled to the underworld, clutching a stone of imperial greatness, which would one day wake princess Glenn Beck from her everlasting slumber. He then trekked across the country, helping small sparrows take flight from tall trees, scraping bubble gum off the bottom of desks, and at every stop, planting the seeds of burrito trees. Chuy has passed the Ramen Retention Barrier. He is also the first mate to the daring Han Solo who pilots the fastest ship ever, the Millennium Falcon. Although he is a master of the written word, he can best be described by the emotions of music. Chuy knows which side his bread is buttered on."