Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Jerks Who Are Making This Shit, Pt. 3

Turns out when you're rehearsing a Dada show, words kinda lose their meaning. "Motive" and "subtext" and "tactic" and all that other junk goes out the window real quick. So we've been patching together our own terms, very carefully building them into more precise definitions, and then quickly taking a big old contradictory hammer to them. One of the big ones has been "bullshit".

We've talked about bullshit a lot in this process. It started as a bad thing: if anything goes in Dada, bullshit is the one thing that doesn't. Bullshit is the shitty, pretentious, playtime Dada we all know and hate. Of course, it's fucking Dada, so that idea didn't last long -- soon we found ourselves wanting more bullshit, just not that college-level jackassery. So we said 'Let there be good bullshit and let there be bad bullshit'. And lo, there was good bullshit and there was bad bullshit. So now we're figuring out exactly what the difference between bullshit is. Welcome to Dada. Welcome to life.

What does this have to do with Austin Oie? Well, the other night, Austin decided to have a little fun. For an hour straight, he spat out nothing but the worst kind of bullshit. Leapt from terrible decision to terrible decision like a damn gymnast. The fact that it was bad bullshit on purpose? That somehow made it even, even worse. And hey, maybe in the ABC Family movie version of The Gas Heart, this is where we all learn a heartwarming lesson that sometimes bad bullshit can be good if we only learn to embrace it for what it is. But fuck ABC Family, because I witnessed this crap and I can tell you unequivocally that it was not good. Not good at all.

Austin seems to have gotten that funtime out of his system, so I don't expect you'll see bad bullshit at The Gas Heart. But if you do, know that you're in very capable hands with Austin. Best bad bullshitter in town.

He's also the only person who's been in all four parts of The Nine, which is probably why I let him get away with this crap.

INTRODUCING (with love)!!!


Austin Oie aka Eyebrow aka Austin Oie!

Bio: Suddenly film bhavasukaka manabhava .
and
and
( Joparain ).
Suddenly film bhavasukaka manabhava .
and
I am!

[ Course (T - Pain ).
Apples, canned(young ).
( Bong ).
spring
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Flowers , flowers , flowers , flowers , flowers - all -.
" Best short.
Dhereebok ().
Appetite ( England Language ).
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Price pukeutoypitka . It's hard work -.

[End ].
people
Description klhtirof .
months
Brad zrokznika .
Sexual exploitation .
software
link
Potempisye 10.
Hosbsharayon about.
Services kadduomenu .
Enjejte .
Rain and snow this week, he said.
Vmushaobdibanx .
All of the ships.
Although esmusyevyete .
language
Neniproblem ().

[ Course (T - Pain ).
Apple, (k ).
( Bong ).
spring
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Price pukeutoypitka . It's hard work -.
" Best short.
Dhereebok ().
Appetite ( England Language ).
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Price pukeutoypitka . It's hard work -.

[End ].
Welcome to my home.
Roots beigaskarsti .
Roman Emperor face .
Thanks for Cohen .
Two ( drums )) , P (( drums ).
not
Jamnjeri sammlad .
drugs
My feet .
increase
Kunsotilaat .
Pirates of art iradidelis used
Age and herbs kaozanimljivost .
bread
Unfortunately, tijelo .
children


[ Course (T - Pain ).
Apple, (k ).
( Bong ).
spring
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Price pukeutoypitka . It's hard work -.
" Best short.
Dhereebok ().
Appetite ( England Language ).
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Price pukeutoypitka . It's hard work -.

[End ].
No zobakzgorase not.
In iryemesls .
Publication.
Year.
increase
can

Vardzalyan content.
There.
Su T - meson .
success
to
their
Plants and images.
Serbia alcohol.
Pirates of the law. .

[ Course (T - Pain ).
Apple, (k ).
( Bong ).
spring
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Price pukeutoypitka . It's hard work -.
" Best short.
Dhereebok ().
Appetite ( England Language ).
( Modissartuli ) annakhva .
East
Price pukeutoypitka . It's hard work -.
(Note ).

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