The Jerks Who Are Making This Shit, Pt. 1

Oh holy hell, y'all. Part Four is almost here...

On November 8th, we bust this piece wide open and unleash nine performances of pure Dada fuckery on the world. Only 180 of you will get to see it, so that's on you and your initiative to e-mail theninechicago(at)gmail, fellas and fellettes. BUT NOW..... the moment you've all been waiting for... the introduction of The Jerks Who Are Making This Shit. You've met every last one of them before, but probably, hopefully (for your sake) not like this.

First up, making his third appearance in The Nine, your friend and mine:

Greg Wenz AKA Eye AKA Greg Wenz

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