And who exactly is in this thing?

A whole buncha rockstars, that's who. As promised, the official cast list!

Tim: Austin Oie

Buff: Greg Wenz

Jeff: Alex Hugh Brown

Norman: Glenn Stanton

Pakeesa: Amrita Dhaliwal [Feb. 19th - Feb. 26th]

Bee-Bee: Meghan Reardon

Sooze: Emily Shain

Pony: Sam Quinn

Erica: Saren Nofs-Snyder

Two actors will be sharing duties in the role of Pakeesa -- details are still being finalized on who will be performing the role from Feb. 27th - Mar. 6th, but that will be announced as soon as it's confirmed.

You'll get to be well-acquainted with these folk in the coming weeks, but first I'm gonna let the sheer awesome in that list marinate your brain for a bit.

Simmer, simmer, simmer...

Bries.